Cesca Co Co
A primary teacher who finds children easier to talk to than adults and likes looking at pretty things.
Cesca Co Co
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hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.
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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

one reoccurring theme is that sweden is cold as fuck
hallelujah-youngandloaded:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

one reoccurring theme is that sweden is cold as fuck
hallelujah-youngandloaded:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

one reoccurring theme is that sweden is cold as fuck
hallelujah-youngandloaded:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

one reoccurring theme is that sweden is cold as fuck
hallelujah-youngandloaded:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

one reoccurring theme is that sweden is cold as fuck
hallelujah-youngandloaded:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

one reoccurring theme is that sweden is cold as fuck
hallelujah-youngandloaded:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

one reoccurring theme is that sweden is cold as fuck
hallelujah-youngandloaded:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

one reoccurring theme is that sweden is cold as fuck
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hellacutetroyler:

Youtube Friendships: Jack Howard & sprinkleofglitr
hellacutetroyler:

Youtube Friendships: Jack Howard & sprinkleofglitr
hellacutetroyler:

Youtube Friendships: Jack Howard & sprinkleofglitr
hellacutetroyler:

Youtube Friendships: Jack Howard & sprinkleofglitr
hellacutetroyler:

Youtube Friendships: Jack Howard & sprinkleofglitr
hellacutetroyler:

Youtube Friendships: Jack Howard & sprinkleofglitr
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wallflowerbloom:

"Before Sunrise" (1995)
My thoughts exactly.
wallflowerbloom:

"Before Sunrise" (1995)
My thoughts exactly.
wallflowerbloom:

"Before Sunrise" (1995)
My thoughts exactly.
wallflowerbloom:

"Before Sunrise" (1995)
My thoughts exactly.
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starscythe:

So I haven’t done one of these in about a year but… it’s kinda my thing, so if anyone likes it, let me know and I can do more! :)
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You know you’re Australian when‬ your introduction to drugs & alcohol was from a giraffe called Harold in a darkened trailer parked at your school.
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To save you, I could do anything.

To save you, I could do anything.

To save you, I could do anything.

To save you, I could do anything.

To save you, I could do anything.

To save you, I could do anything.

To save you, I could do anything.

To save you, I could do anything.
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you know what? people say they only adopts these kids as publicity stunts, but just look at how happy that little cupcake is. rock on, brad and angelina. 

you know what? people say they only adopts these kids as publicity stunts, but just look at how happy that little cupcake is. rock on, brad and angelina. 

you know what? people say they only adopts these kids as publicity stunts, but just look at how happy that little cupcake is. rock on, brad and angelina. 

you know what? people say they only adopts these kids as publicity stunts, but just look at how happy that little cupcake is. rock on, brad and angelina.